…but enough about that!

In the interests of extreme procrastination (as per usual), and in celebration of me getting a new phone next week (finally) I present you with a bunch of random pictures from my phone. Enjoy [click photos for larger view].

Size 60 Men’s Pants

Big Ol’ Tires

Hey, it’s Over There

‘Cause Death is Pretty Overrated

Shake Your ‘Gina

Shane Attempting to be Sexy

My Sister, Fro’d

Mine is Tight

Alright, enough of that nonsense…back to paper writin’.

I’ll post some more sometime this week.

Later kids,

Juniper

Attempting to write everything that has been going on in my life would be extremely long and mostly boring. School is going well…as well as can be expected considering I have pretty much lost all will to do anything in any of my classes except English 406. I am actually in an odd way looking forward to writing my final paper for that class. It seems like the only class that isn’t structured and rule based. I am tired of APA style, I am tired of research, and I am tired of doing work that requires no creative talent.

But on a happier note, here are some pictures. Pictures do speak louder than words [click for largeness].

School is almost over, everything is winding down. This is not necessarily a good thing. I have a ton of work to do before it’s over for the summer which means more sporadic blog posts. As for now I am finished with Psi Chi conferences. GURP went well, but I’m glad its over. Now onto more research for more papers and blah blah blah

See you around,

Juniper

Things going on this week:

1. Sterling House photo project
2. Dr. Appointment tomorrow at the oh so exciting TB Clinic, 1pm
3. Introduction for 331 paper due tomorrow (as of now….haven’t started)
4. 304 Test Wednesday, 9am
5. 299 Paper due Wednesday 12pm
6. 311 Experiment meeting thingy, Wednesday 1-2pm
7. Method for 331 paper due Thursday 2pm
8. Write abstract for Georgia Undergraduate Research in Psych Conference due Thursday
9. Read a RIDICULOUS amount of research, make poster presentation (G.U.R.P. April 5th)
10. FINALLY FINISH PIERRE (stupid Melville)
11. Finish the Confidence Man (see above parenthetical remark)
12. Start research on Latin for Engl345 (paper due April 7th)
13. Work, sleep, and eat sometime

Woo, giant posts about my to-do lists are boring! So here is a picture of Corey…[click him to biggersize]

Today is his birthday. Buy him presents. Green Presents!….ya know ’cause it’s St. Patty’s Day…yeah.

BYE

School did not happen today.  I had good intentions, my alarm went off a little after 7, but getting out of bed was harder than I expected.  For some reason it seems that the nighttime theraflu craziness that I was drinking last night had the opposite effect on me, it gave me magical energy and sleep was out of the question.  Better yet, after I did get some sleep, I woke up still feeling like someone was sitting on my chest and my head was underwater.  Mmmm, sickness.

So I stayed in bed.

Katrina called and I talked to her for a while, then watched some TV.  I dosed off sometime around 12:30 and woke up to the sound of my lamp falling over (for no good reason).  In my half-awake, half-asleep state I looked around and saw that my room was filled with toys.  Specifically, over-sized versions of the My Little Pony playsets I had as a kid.  For some reason this didn’t bother me.  The thought “Damn it, why did my lamp fall over?”  was followed by “They delivered the toys to the wrong room again, but how did they get in with my door locked? I guess they got a key.  I’ll have to talk to them when I get up.”

And I went back to sleep.

So, I was pretty tardy and left my camera connecty cord thingy at school, so I’m just now uploading all the pics/videos I took over Spring Break.

My bad.

The first half of the break was pretty hip. Work on Saturday, then a night at Gypsy’s for pool and copious amounts of alcohol.  [Click on pictures for BIGNESS]

TJ has a pretty purse

Bobbi talks shit

Krystal gets into it

TJ is attractive

Random rapper with Hilary Clinton mask

Then home for some Jenga and cheap beer,…

…Nicole’s gangsta face,…

…and budding romance. *Cue the “awws”*

I had to work first shift Monday morning at the ‘bucks. Nothing too exciting there. After work I went home and finished up my craptacular display for the Behavioral Psych Conference, met with Katrina, (after mass confusion) and headed to her house.

I have no idea why kids find me so appealing. It’s a mystery to me, but I know that Katrina’s kids were on me like white on rice on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Anyway, long story short, we got next to no sleep before waking up (at 4:15am) to get ready and get on the road to Athens. We got there ridiculously early thanks to Katrina’s driving skillz, met with Dr. B., and started the fun-filled, joyous day full of smart-assery, jelly beans, starbursts, and bad directions (my fault).

Dr. B. acts like he is doing something important

The drive home sucked, due to the tornado warnings, but the sky looked pretty amazing.

I worked Wednesday at Chick-fil-a. It’s not as fun as it used to be. The new people are bleh.

Hung out with Krys and the gang Wednesday night. While stopping for ice I spotted this gem in Piedmont:

If you don’t laugh at that you are dead inside. DEAD.

…but seriously, that sandwich is not really huge. It’s just a burger and a slice of cheese on what looks like two top-buns. Sesame seeds on both sides bitches!

Anyway, thats when things started to go downhill. I felt really out of it all night, like my head was underwater. Thursday after work I felt like shit, and Friday I woke up wishing for death. Managed to make it through work, but by the end of the day I had no voice and it hurt to swallow. Nothing beats getting sick on Spring break.

Didn’t make it to Matt’s wedding on Saturday because my bed was my home. I’m still feeling shitty, and I’m hoping that this theraflu nighttime severe cold stuff will kick in soon so I can get some sleep.

Oh and I didn’t do anything remotely school related over the break. I was planning on reading Pierre over the weekend, but that obviously didn’t happen. I hope Dr. Willis doesn’t decide to give us a quiz tomorrow today ’cause I’m gonna be screwed if he does.

Anywho, I’m probably leaving out tons of stuff, but recapping a week in one post sucks, especially when I’m pretty out of it.  Note for future: don’t do that!

Night!

Juniper

I’ve come to the conclusion that updating every day may have been a stretch.

1) I do about the same thing every week, with only a few changes here and there

2) Attempting to pass my classes this semester means that time I should be studying is usually spent worrying about where my camera is, wondering whether or not the batteries are charged, and attempting to have some glimmer of humor in my writing.

SO here’s the new plan:

New Year’s Resolutions be damned, I’ll update whenever I’m good and ready!

That being said, here’s whats been going on lately:

Last week was ridiculous. School was stressing me out (still is) and the death of my uncle didn’t help things. Although I did blow off some steam when Brandon came to town Friday night, which was fun. We all went up to Gypsy’s to get some drinks and play some pool. I rode with Glen, who, after we finally made it there, lost her ID somewhere in her car. After searching through all the random piles of crap in her car, we finally found it, locked up the car, and started towards the door….

Glen: “Did I just lock my keys in my car?”

Me: “Damn it, Glen!”

Luckily this really sketchy old dude that works there (who happened to look like some kind of backwoods mountain man) knew how to jimmy a lock. Sweet.

After Glen and I scrubbed the big black X’s off our hands (along with a good portion of skin) we began the long decent into drunkenness.

The three worst pool players (Drew, Brandon, and I)formed a team, aptly named “Team Self Esteem” because we sucked but still had a good time. Thanks to Glen we ended up winning every game, though. Awesome.

I left my camera at school so my incredibly low quality random camera phone pics will have to do [Click for bigness]:

So it was a pretty hip evening. Brandon and I had fun at least haha.

For those of you not equipped with miraculous vision here’s a reference picture of Brandon:

Also, I’m still wondering what the hell “tampoons” are

This week has been a bit more calm. It’s midterm week so I’m stressing out about my grades. I’m gonna have to step it up a notch to pull of A’s this semester. I still have to finish up my 331 homework so I’ll leave you guys with this:

I was syncing up the iPod, and I noticed this little gem

Really? Someone named their shared library “I want to fuck your mouth?” I’ve lost faith in this building this week. First the fire alarms go of TWICE in one night within 20 minutes of each other (the latter lasting past 1:30), then this? *sigh*

Goodnight kids,
Juniper

I’m stressed out about pretty much everything.  School isn’t going as well as I thought it would this semester.  My sleeping schedule is so messed up that I’ve been working on about 3 or 4 hours every night.

I got a call this afternoon from my mom, after what I thought was shaping up to be a good day, telling me that my uncle died this morning of a heart attack.

I have to go tomorrow morning to see if I can miss my classes on Friday and somehow see if I can reschedule my English exam.  I have to call work and see if anyone can work for me because I’m pretty sure that I’m not going to be able to because of the funeral.  Sometime this weekend I have to find the time to study for the exams I have on Monday and read Pierre for English.

So posts this week might not happen, I’m sorry.  I just need some time to get things done and not worry about writing every day.

Juniper

Friday was pretty uneventful. My alarm didn’t go off so I completely missed my 9 o’clock class.

Someone apparently ran around Greenwood and pissed in all of my professor’s cornflakes because everyone seems to be on edge lately. Dr. Willis got mad because almost no one in the class had read what we were supposed to for Friday’s class, so he retaliated by making us write a paper on Moby Dick (which I *still* haven’t finished). I just can’t seem to get motivated to finish this damn book.

After class I went to help Parsons and Tim on some extremely fun data entry for the research team (which Dr. Edwards never seems to let me know anything about).

Then it was home to clean up and head home.

Photo of the Day:

washing dishes, 1:31pm

Saturday was pretty much like every other day at Starbucks. We were incredibly slow and I was being incredibly OCD. So everything got scrubbed down, organized, and labeled.

It was Durley’s 21st birthday! Yay!

Birthday Girl

For some reason my signs for work always look crappy

Saturdays are so freaking slow. A lot of our time was spent staring blankly into the cafeteria…

Photo of the Day:

OBEY, 1:08pm

Sunday was boring. I didn’t take any pictures today, sorry folks. I’ve been slowly (very slowly) hacking away at my to do list….and I’m not even remotely finished yet. So I’m gonna get back to work and stop procrastinating.

See you tomorrow,

Juniper

Sweet nibblets! It’s a post before midnight! *gasp*

Happy Valentine’s Day!

My piece of Dove chocolate said this:

um..k?

So, I ended up not going to the Sterling House today because Katrina’s son was sick (kinda), so I actually got to sleep in today! It’s been so long! *single rolling tear*

Trina and I ended up going to lunch at Pizza Inn for copious amounts of pizza in and around my mouth.

Pizza Inn: The place where the lunch buffet starts at 11:00 and continues on UNTIL THE POWER IN PRAYER.

Oh Greenwood, I think I lose more respect for you each and every day.

Speaking of Pizza Inn’s general awesomeness…

Everyone one has seen a handicapped parking space marker at one point in time or another. They are pretty much all exactly the same, right?

As a refresher, here is what a normal one looks like:

Head, body, arms and legs….with a wheel…seems logical enough.

Check out Pizza Inn’s version:

OK, lets try to figure this out. Head…with a neck…connected to a body that goes diagonally inside of a wheel…arms(?) that are going backwards out of the torso/buttocks area.

Whoever drew these should win an award. CHAMPION.

Photo(s) of the Day:

Some of the lovely ladies of Psych 331, 1:50pm
(Jessica, Ashley, Andrea, Nicole)

That’s all for today. I have a ton of stuff to do before tomorrow so I better get to it.

I leave you with some pictures that Ashley took of the ladies…

And I can’t look at this one without laughing:

Yeah, I’m going to hell for that.

Juniper