Juniper

Hey kids!

So, I was pretty tardy and left my camera connecty cord thingy at school, so I’m just now uploading all the pics/videos I took over Spring Break.

My bad.

The first half of the break was pretty hip. Work on Saturday, then a night at Gypsy’s for pool and copious amounts of alcohol.  [Click on pictures for BIGNESS]

TJ has a pretty purse

Bobbi talks shit

Krystal gets into it

TJ is attractive

Random rapper with Hilary Clinton mask

Then home for some Jenga and cheap beer,…

…Nicole’s gangsta face,…

…and budding romance. *Cue the “awws”*

I had to work first shift Monday morning at the ‘bucks. Nothing too exciting there. After work I went home and finished up my craptacular display for the Behavioral Psych Conference, met with Katrina, (after mass confusion) and headed to her house.

I have no idea why kids find me so appealing. It’s a mystery to me, but I know that Katrina’s kids were on me like white on rice on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Anyway, long story short, we got next to no sleep before waking up (at 4:15am) to get ready and get on the road to Athens. We got there ridiculously early thanks to Katrina’s driving skillz, met with Dr. B., and started the fun-filled, joyous day full of smart-assery, jelly beans, starbursts, and bad directions (my fault).

Dr. B. acts like he is doing something important

The drive home sucked, due to the tornado warnings, but the sky looked pretty amazing.

I worked Wednesday at Chick-fil-a. It’s not as fun as it used to be. The new people are bleh.

Hung out with Krys and the gang Wednesday night. While stopping for ice I spotted this gem in Piedmont:

If you don’t laugh at that you are dead inside. DEAD.

…but seriously, that sandwich is not really huge. It’s just a burger and a slice of cheese on what looks like two top-buns. Sesame seeds on both sides bitches!

Anyway, thats when things started to go downhill. I felt really out of it all night, like my head was underwater. Thursday after work I felt like shit, and Friday I woke up wishing for death. Managed to make it through work, but by the end of the day I had no voice and it hurt to swallow. Nothing beats getting sick on Spring break.

Didn’t make it to Matt’s wedding on Saturday because my bed was my home. I’m still feeling shitty, and I’m hoping that this theraflu nighttime severe cold stuff will kick in soon so I can get some sleep.

Oh and I didn’t do anything remotely school related over the break. I was planning on reading Pierre over the weekend, but that obviously didn’t happen. I hope Dr. Willis doesn’t decide to give us a quiz tomorrow today ’cause I’m gonna be screwed if he does.

Anywho, I’m probably leaving out tons of stuff, but recapping a week in one post sucks, especially when I’m pretty out of it.  Note for future: don’t do that!

Night!

Juniper

So to all of my devoted fans the few people that read this, sorry about the huge break in my updates. Things have been seriously crazy and with Spring break coming up I don’t see things slowing down, but I will do my best to update periodically.

I’ve come to the conclusion that updating every day may have been a stretch.

1) I do about the same thing every week, with only a few changes here and there

2) Attempting to pass my classes this semester means that time I should be studying is usually spent worrying about where my camera is, wondering whether or not the batteries are charged, and attempting to have some glimmer of humor in my writing.

SO here’s the new plan:

New Year’s Resolutions be damned, I’ll update whenever I’m good and ready!

That being said, here’s whats been going on lately:

Last week was ridiculous. School was stressing me out (still is) and the death of my uncle didn’t help things. Although I did blow off some steam when Brandon came to town Friday night, which was fun. We all went up to Gypsy’s to get some drinks and play some pool. I rode with Glen, who, after we finally made it there, lost her ID somewhere in her car. After searching through all the random piles of crap in her car, we finally found it, locked up the car, and started towards the door….

Glen: “Did I just lock my keys in my car?”

Me: “Damn it, Glen!”

Luckily this really sketchy old dude that works there (who happened to look like some kind of backwoods mountain man) knew how to jimmy a lock. Sweet.

After Glen and I scrubbed the big black X’s off our hands (along with a good portion of skin) we began the long decent into drunkenness.

The three worst pool players (Drew, Brandon, and I)formed a team, aptly named “Team Self Esteem” because we sucked but still had a good time. Thanks to Glen we ended up winning every game, though. Awesome.

I left my camera at school so my incredibly low quality random camera phone pics will have to do [Click for bigness]:

So it was a pretty hip evening. Brandon and I had fun at least haha.

For those of you not equipped with miraculous vision here’s a reference picture of Brandon:

Also, I’m still wondering what the hell “tampoons” are

This week has been a bit more calm. It’s midterm week so I’m stressing out about my grades. I’m gonna have to step it up a notch to pull of A’s this semester. I still have to finish up my 331 homework so I’ll leave you guys with this:

I was syncing up the iPod, and I noticed this little gem

Really? Someone named their shared library “I want to fuck your mouth?” I’ve lost faith in this building this week. First the fire alarms go of TWICE in one night within 20 minutes of each other (the latter lasting past 1:30), then this? *sigh*

Goodnight kids,
Juniper