Juniper

Don’t Hate the Parfait

11-22-08

Rules of the Parfait:

  1. Must eat parfait with spoon and/or spork. NEVER consume a parfait with a FORK.
  2. Must devour parfait with little or no chewing.
  3. Must combine granola with fruit and yogurt. NEVER, under any circumstances are you to eat them separately.
  4. Must finish parfait in one sitting. NO SAVESIES.
  5. Must designate parfait buddy before purchase of parfait. Failure to do so will result in automatic relinquishing of all sharing rights and privileges.
  6. Must construct either an elaborate abstract art piece or a lovable new friend with packaging/utensils/accessories of parfait as well as all other items purchased at time of parfait.

[click photos for bigness]

Billy

Lauren [McForkennibbles] loves Billy

Katrina and I started our wonderful internship at the Sterling House today. It consisted of 3 hours of cleaning out closets. It was psychologically stimulating….yeah, right.

Afterwards, we grabbed some lunch and headed back to school for our Psi Chi meeting and psych 331.

Photo of the Day:

lunch, 1:02pm

Yeah I know my photo of the day sucks. I wasn’t very motivated today, but it’s good to know that Zaxby’s serves the real stuff…not those fake chickens, right?

Barack Obama came to our school today, but I didn’t get to go see him speak because of class. Apparently it was a really good speech.

After classes I spent a ridiculous amount of time in the library attempting to get through some homework that I completely neglected to do all weekend. Ah procrastination.

I was starting to drift off [as I got about 3 hours of sleep last night] so I decided playing with the color settings on my camera would be more productive…

Next on the agenda: CAFFEINE

One iced soy chai latte with an affogato espresso shot. Considering the fact that coffee isn’t exactly my most favorite thing ever, I kinda have to chug it…but it works.

When 6:30 rolled around it was time for class. That was pretty much my day. I’ve gotta get back to studying/homework, and hopefully I’ll get some sleep tonight.

Until tomorrow,
Juniper

P.S. Is a zipper pull this large EVER necessary?

3 Responses to “Don’t Hate the Parfait”

  1. Colin Says:

    Ce blawg est parfait!

    Though, is it cool if I have a higher fat/sugar substitute for my yoghurt parfait? Like…Ice Cream…with whipped cream…caramel…maybe some sprinkles?

  2. Jen Says:

    since when is “blawg” proper French? :P

    And of course you can have a more fatty parfait….yous teeny! Have some extra caramel for me :D

  3. Matt Says:

    You and your fuckin’ ‘h’ in yogurt.

    And chai, soy, and espresso sounds… odd. Like drinking it will give you prophetic visions of the end times.

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